Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas to everyone! hope u all have a wonderful and blessed Christmas!!!
Well, everyone wants to eat turkey during Christmas...same to the frens around me. so i tried to find turkey for the christmas dinner which is happening tonite. so i surf the net to get the possibly cheapest turkey i can get...after all the searches i got ayamas phone no and i called to try my luck. see whether i can get a turkey for the dinner or not...! Duh...duh!

A: harlow! good evening, this's ayamas. may i know who's speaking? (it's a lady)
H: Good evening, Henry here.
A: hi Henry, May I help you?
H: yea sure, i'm just wondering is there any promotion in ayamas for christmas?
A: oh sure...we haf this this this chicken ( cant really remember wad she has said)
H: oh ic...so is there any turkey available during christmas?
A: WAD? TURKEY? how do u spell it?
H: (os: how can she dunno wad's turkey?) well, it's T-U-R-K-E-Y
A: WWAADD? (even lounder) TURKEY?
H: yea..turkey (am i talking to the right person!?)
A: No...no! there's no TURKEY chicken here...we onli got LOCAL chicken!!
H: F-A-I-N-T!!! (speechless) oh....ok! thanks

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wad kind of conversation is tat? super funny! almost fainted! anyway...it's just for a laugh! have a great christmas and happy new year!!